I love Mariah and if Nick Cannon tries to take her money I will punch him in the jujunem. That being said, I doubt she would ever let him go. If you can see through the ear magic that is that seven-octave voice, all of her songs are about being a crazy person and a bit of a ho.
I'm serious! Like "Fantasy" where she sings about being obsessed with someone from afar, and "images of rapture creep into [her slowly]" but it's "just a sweet sweet fantasy" baby! In honey she talks about being "strung out for a taste of your honey" and how he never has to wait for her because she is hooked on him after "one hit." My favorite example (/Mariah song) is "Always Be My Baby" because it is basically about how in her mind, the guy and her will ALWAYS be together even if they have broken up and he's dating someone else. It is straight-up stalker ho. Imagine getting a letter from Mariah on pink paper that smells like perfume saying "boy don't you know you can't escape me... no way you're ever gonna shake me." AH! It reminds me of when Wayne's ex-girlfriend gives him a gun rack. Is Mariah mental??
Mental and happily married. Best of luck to the happy couple! Never let him go Mariah. Reel in your gigolo and keep him there.
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
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